The Impact has finally arrived/Cachez les enfants, L’Impact arrive sur The Offside !
By: Marco Stucazzo | April 16th, 2008
The only officially bilingual city in North America (it’s not official Los Angeles) is finally going to be represented on The Offside, so I feel it’s only normal to have bilingual posts seeing how Montreal is the sexiest city in North America and all. So whatever your favourite ” Solitude”would it be QuĂ©bec or the ROC, rest assured that you’ll be able to find all you amusing Impact tidbits right here on The Offside. And Bob finally has someone to hang out with in this lonely USL section. (come to think of it the USL representation on The Offside has just doubled)Btw i’m Marco and you can find me on the Italia and Livorno pages as well
This is the 1st post so I won’t be talking about the 1st loss of the year or the New Stadium, the 4 road games remaining before the season opener Nick Desantis’ sexy calfs, not even my infinite love for Saputo Bocconcini’s won’t be mentioned for now. I won’t even be talking about the possible Liverpool loanees L’Impact could be considering for next year
In the meantime, if you have any questions suggestions or plain old comments, feel free to feel free !
Allez L’Impact
Montreal est selon moi une des plus belles villes en Amérique du Nord. La seule ville officiellement bilingue en Amerique du Nord ( Los Angeles c’est pas officiel, et que personne ne me dise qu’Ottawa est une ville bilingue) mérite une page sur le merveilleux site qu’est The Offside. C’est pourquoi l’Impact est la seule équipe qui aura des articles bilingues sur The Offside (pour l’instant, qui sait)
Comme c’est le premier jour, un peu comme a l’école, il n’y aura pas vraiment de profondeur ; ni même la mention de la 1ere défaite, de l’inauguration officielle du Futur Stade Saputo, je ne mentionnerai pas les mollets sexy de Monsieur De Santis et je ne vous parlerai même pas de mon amour pour les Bocconcini Saputo. Ni même de George Gillett et encore moins des Habs. Tout cela sera pour un autre jour !
Pour l’instant, si jamais vous avez des questions, commentaires, suggestions ou si vous voulez tout simplement corriger mes nombreuses erreurs de syntaxe et d’aurtogaphe ; sentez vous libre de vous sentir libre !
En passant moi c’est Marco, vous pouvez me trouver en Italia et Ă Livorno
Allez L’Impact !
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Sweet. I can finally trash talk with someone other than the poor misguided lad from Seattle. I look forward to following the Impact through your eyes!
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Despite living in Montreal for almost 2 years now, I’m ashamed to say I have yet to get into the Impact. I hope this blog can help change that!
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yo marco,, nice thing you started here,,
ive been to a few impact games,, but i want them in the MLS, i think we have the support
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Nolan - You are missing a lot. The Impact are a class organization that draws 10K+ per game. They always have quality players. Their new stadium looks great. Heck, if I didn’t live in Portland and root for the Timbers I’d be an Impact fan. Give it a shot in 2008. You’ll end up with a new team to love.
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Marco, you’re speaking French. Don’t you feel…dirty?
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Bob - I’ve heard very good things, I admit I had an unfair prejudice against USL but it’s mostly that I just haven’t had the time to learn about the team. I plan on changing that though, as I’ve made it a goal of mine to go to at least one Impact game this season.
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“Marco, you’re speaking French. Don’t you feel…dirty?”
No, he feels second place.
Love Montreal. Atta boy.
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Bien ca alors Marco il parle francais! Je m’y attendais pas. Bon ben allez l’impact d’abord!
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This Marco sure gets around… Now that he’s doing Montreal, people will start to think him and I are the same person.
Zinnnng chris.
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Très bien comme site !!!
Trop hâte d’ĂŞtre chez moi…dans le kop de mtl section 114 !!!Posted from
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Hey !juis au Québec pas au foutu state !!!
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Nolan ; don’t feel bad, the last time i saw the Impact live, Paolo Ceccarelli was in nets…
Jimmy : Nice to see you here, i’ll link to the MLS Montreal Petition soon enough
Bob : nice to see you’re a closet Impact fan ! And i have some ”bĂ»cherons” in my genealogic three so i have a soft spot for the Timbers too, but don’t tell anyone
Laurie : I speak QuĂ©bĂ©cois, the french think I’M dirty. I’m pretty sure us quĂ©bĂ©cois ”hate” the French even more than the Italians. I just love the fact that i can actually ”obstine” the french in their mother tongue (because, they like to think they speak english, but someone needs to explain to them that the sound ”th” in english isn’t pronouced like a ”Z”)
Marco : You’re from MTL !?
Chris : The IMpact just signed an AS Roma player, how’d you like the IMpact now ! we’re comin’ to get Cerci and Okaka any day now
Symoon : On a hate de vous entendre chanter ! et le drapeau ne reflète pas toujours bien le lieu d’origine. On sait que t’es au QuĂ©bec
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It’s true about the QuĂ©bĂ©cois…as one of those dirty Anglos ruining MontrĂ©al, I think the dream of Quebec is to destroy France and take its place as the dominant force of La Francophie
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